Coloradans- Am I missing anything?

I wrote a letter to my over-privileged Southern California nephew last year when he went off to, what was was referred to in my day, as "Outdoor Ed." I grew up in the Rocky Mountains and to this day consider myself a proud Coloradan. I go back to visit regularly.  Read my letter below the orange hootis-chingadero and feel free to augment it in the comments section...