As good liberals and America's actual patriots, I'm sure that anyone reading this has by now seen, or at least heard of, Ken (...head rolls back, begins snoring) BURNS! KEN BURNS' documentary "National Parks." Don't get me wrong. I am a huge fan of Ken Burns, even though some of his stuff is a little, shall we say dry? Anyway, if you haven't seen it, check it out- it's very good:
But I got this idea last time I was in a National Park... follow me below the orange scribble of "hey why don't we do this all ready" for more.